Somebody tells me I'm the King. "Polish my sabre, oh masses of loyal subjects", says I,"this is Demonarchy in action." Lay down in the
Kingly bed, and be worthy.
My Occupation
JSA Whore / Records Clerk
My Hobbies
Being The King, job applications, trying not to spend any money, the internationally recognised sport of Hank Baiting, malt loaf, beer, Methodone, Myspace,
Music, BBC Learning Zone, Neighbours, Walking, Sexual Intercourse/Sexual Stuff, putting off going to the dentist, Derek Acorah, etc etc etc